We all know how great texting can be most of the time, but what about the times and places texting isn’t so great?
Research on this subject was a bit sketchy, but here’s the top 10 forbidden text zones I was able to locate:
10. After you’ve been pulled over by your neighborhood cop – because you’re just going to piss him off
9. While your pole dancing – because a cell phone just isn’t very sexy
8. During prayer – because your pastor might get jealous (It happened)
7. At your local “Swingers” get together – well… the “because” is too disgusting to mention so RBTL
6. While you’re catching a wave in San Diego – because water and cell phones don’t mix
5. During your HR meeting while you’re getting your ass chewed for cell phone abuse – because you need the money
4. When you’re visiting the Porcelain God – because it’s just too disgusting to do both at the same time
3. While you’re at the batting cages with balls flying at 90 mpg – because you can’t afford more plastic surgery!
2. When riding a mechanical bull – because cowboys can’t multi task, so neither should you
1. While you’re getting busy in the bedroom – you do the math
That’s the newest unofficial lineup of forbidden text zones… but I need your input to make it official! Please, list your personal place or space where you’ve banned all text messages.
Common, it’s your turn to share.
